I think the weirdest thing is that the person you’re going to marry and spend the rest of your life together with is currently walking the earth, living their own life, going to school or going to work or whatever, doing all these things and making all these memories that you’ll get to hear about from them years from now.
one time in college i had this guy friend and we were pretty close and i’d vent to him and maybe twice or so i’d be like “oh i’m having my time of the month it sucks” and eventually during certain times of the month he’d start texting me extra nice messages and that’s when i realized he memorized my period schedule
Did you wife him? Please tell me you wifed him.
I stay committed.
If I’m interested in you, you’re all I see. I won’t look at anyone else, or want anyone else. Everything I say and do, is only to you and no one else.
Omg why am I so special?
Being MIA from tumblr made me forget how to use it. I am on the app and instead of reblogging things from the dash I forgot I was looking at my own posts and reblogged things I already posted. I’m a nerd lol. Sorry! Hahaha
When people ask dumb questions, I feel obligated to give sarcastic answers.
This has to be one of my favorite urban dictionary posts